Dawna The Dead (2008)

I watched this interesting horror/porn hybrid film a few days ago, and thought it was a pretty successful attempt at a horror oriented porn movie. The movie begins with two young women heading to a graveyard at night. It seems Dawna likes to go and masturbate on the grave of her dead boyfriend. Her friend is just going along for moral support, I guess. Well when they get there they end up using a Ouija board, and find out the Devil is present. This is where things get weird. Dawna goes and masturbates on her boyfriends grave, and her sexual secretions drip on the grave and bring the dead back to life! The makers of this movie did a good job with costumes and makeup and it’s pretty creepy seeing the dead climb out of their graves. Now the dead rape the two women. Of course they don’t seem particularly distressed, well maybe at first, but pretty soon they seem to be somewhat into it. There is this guy who is supposed to meet the girls at the graveyard, well he ends up there, but instead of meeting the girls, he has sex with two undead girls. I won’t spoil all the surprises, but thing are pretty wild in this movie. Lots of gory sex, with penises bitten off, intestines eaten, zombies ejaculating blood, along with semen. If you like horror oriented porn, I highly recommend this one, otherwise this movie will probably be a turn off to most porn viewers who don’t like blood and guts along with their sex. The women are all nice looking, even the zombie ones, but you must remember this isn’t a conventional porn film, and I don’t think its target audience might be horror fans rather than porn fans.

A Sad Day For Classic Porn Fans

It is a very sad day today, as John Leslie, one of the true legends of porn has died.  John Leslie is my favorite male actor of all time following Jamie Gillis.  One of my favorite movies, The Ecstasy Girls, from 1979 stars both men.  I was shocked to hear that John Leslie had died, it was out of the blue, not something that was expected at all.  In addition to being the legendary performer in front of the camera, he is also considered one of the best directors of the past 25 years.  The list of films he starred in and directed is too large to post here, but he always delivered both sexually and acting wise when he was called upon and given a role in a film. 

Angel Puss (1988)

Angel Puss, directed by Alex De Renzy, is a pretty decent film from the end of the golden age, or possibly after the golden age according to many porn fans.  Alex De Renzy was one of the pioneers of porn and this film isn’t his best, but it’s far from a bad film.  The story is pretty simple.  Joey Silvera is in the hospital for a case of poison oak on his hands.  Both hands are bandaged, but he’s dying to cum, but he’s unable to touch himself because of the bandages.  A candy striper, played by the lovely Renee Morgan, comes by and he asks her to give him a blowjob.  Being the dedicated health care professional she is, she can’t neglect this need of his.  While she’s giving him oral sex he fantasizes about four women and two guys having sex.  He is interrupted when in comes head nurse Shanna McCullough.  She tells the candy striper to look away while she herself tries to help Joey Silvera out.  She attempts to give him a hand job, and Joey drifts back off into dreamland, and he fantasizes about four women having a lesbian orgy.  This scene is pretty well done.  Alex De Renzy seemed to like to put an orgy into every movie he made, and he was good at filming them.  Before Joey can cum though he and Shanna McCullough are interrupted by the head doctor played by Tom Byron.  The doctors take the nurse away and leave Joey alone with the candy striper, she attempts again to give him a blowjob, but she realizes she has to make her rounds before she gets fired and she leaves Joey unsatisfied yet again.  Finally after all this an angel shows up played by Brandi Wine.  She helps Joey out and cures his poison oak, and the two of them have a nice sex scene together.  Finally Joey cums, and that’s all folks.  
Fans of late 80’s porn will enjoy this one, and although not Alex De Renzy’s best it’s still worth seeing.  He never made a bad film, just some that were better than others.  This one is solid, if not extraordinary. 

Love & Marriage (2010)

Love & Marriage stars Kayden Kross as a woman who has it all, she’s beautiful, she has a great husband who is perfect in every way, or so she thinks.  So why is she seeing a psychologist?  Well even though she seems to have the perfect life she finds herself very unhappy.  She tells her psychologist about how she just feels that her husband just doesn’t understand her.  Kayden wishes she and her husband had a relationship like her friend Lisa Ann and her husband.  Lisa Ann and her husband have Kayden and her husband over for dinner, and Lisa Ann and her beau go to the kitchen and end up having a spontaneous sex session.  This is the kind of thing you sense that Kayden wishes she had with her husband.  One day while seeing her psychologist Kayden kisses him out of the blue, this surprises him, and thing go no further.  Kayden decides to stop by her husbands work one day, only to secretly see him in a threesome with two women.  It seems he can’t help but cheat on her for some reason.  She informs him later that night that she wants a divorce, he is shocked, but then she tells him she knows what he’s doing with other women.  Kayden goes to her psychologist and confesses her love for him, at first he tries to gently reject her, but they both want each other and the movie ends with the two of them having a very nice sex scene.
This movie is in many ways a throwback to the films of the past, it has a honest to god story with acting!  The acting by the way is excellent all around.   The story is really well done as well.  The sex is much to my liking, it wasn’t too extreme, nothing gross in this movie, and everyone seemed to enjoy what they were doing.  I also was pleased that the women and men didn’t go overboard with their moaning and screaming.  Everyone remained very natural in their sexual scenes, and it didn’t come across as fake or playing it up for the camera.  Overall I highly recommend this movie for fans of features.  I picked this up on Blu Ray from Digital Playground, and the quality of the disc is excellent, another winner from Digital Playground.

Shiela's Payoff (1977)

Shiela’s Payoff is a film from 1977 starring Mimi Morgan as the main character.  The movie begins with her having sex with a guy.  After they are finished with sex, she tells him about her life and how she ended up here with him in bed.  It seems her first boyfriend, played by Paul Thomas, got into debt with loan sharks.  He owed them $52,000 and they decide to kill him, right in front of Mimi!  Mimi though they decide to fuck, rather than kill, and they make her work off the $52,000 debt by being a prostitute.  So far the movie is pretty good, even if it is very low budget.  Then we get to see her and the other prostitutes servicing their clients.  There is a very attractive black woman in one of these scenes.  The movie then goes back to Mimi in bed with the man she has been telling her story to.  I won’t spoil all the surprises for you, but you’ll probably be surprised by the outcome.  This movie had two anal sex scenes, one of which was with the beautiful star Mimi Morgan.  The people all seemed to be enjoying themselves, the only problem was with the camerawork.  They had too many close ups of genitals, which kind of became repetitious.  Overall though, I enjoyed this movie, and I think most fans of 70’s low budget porn will like it too.  Just don’t go into it expecting something of the quality of The Opening of Misty Beethoven.  But given the budget of Shiela’s Payoff they did a good job.  Mimi Morgan isn’t one of the most remembered actresses from the 70’s and 80’s, but she did deliver the good whenever she appeared onscreen, whether it be in this film, or her best film The Resurrection of Eve. 

Pussy Talk 2 (Le Sexe Qui Parle 2) (1977)

Pussy Talk 2 is the follow up to the very successful French porn Pussy Talk.  Apparently in France when a woman becomes a woman (aka. not a virgin) her pussy starts talking.  At first this is cause for concern and the govt. and scientist try and devise a solution, but pretty soon all the women in France want their pussy to talk too, and so it’s a losing battle and eventually everyone’s genitals in the country can talk, both men’s and women’s.  Things get to the point that no one speaks with their mouth anymore, in fact it’s been months since anyone has, but out of the blue a woman says something with her mouth, and this throws all the talking genitals into an uproar.
This movie has typically hot sex, as is the usual in French porn films from the 70’s.  The women are all very attractive, the guys too are nice looking.  This film is pretty silly, obviously, but it’s also a pretty fun film.  Fans of classic porn will find this film enjoyable.  It’s not the best French porn film ever made, but it’s still far from being a bad film.

Power (2008)

Power stars Savanna Samson as a powerful businesswoman.  She tells how she got to her position of power and some of the ways she’s abused her power.  She tells of a time when she was a drama teacher, and had two of her male students stay after class for some extra work.  For some reason she has a stripper pole in her classroom, but hey I’m not complaining.  The two men and Savanna have a nice threesome.  Next up Savanna introduces a scene with two women who have hired a guy who they themselves used to work for and he treated them like crap, so now the tables are turned and they treat him like crap.  Of course you don’t have to worry about him for too long, because their idea of treating him like crap is letting him have anal sex with them. So his “punishment” is not too severe.  This scene is smoking hot, and at the end of it the guy cums on one of the ladies butt, and the other one slurps all the cum off of her friends butt.  The next scene involves Savanna again and she tells how she got her bosses job, by digging up secrets on him.  She seduces him and finds out he wears women's underwear!  That’s not all though, he likes to tie Savanna to a cross and whip her, and then he puts her in a stockade.  But don’t worry it’s all in fun, and Savanna and the guy seem to really be having a good time.  This scene has Savanna having anal sex, in a smoking hot scene, that was my favorite of this movie.  The final scene involves Savanna going to see her therapist.  She seduces him and they get caught having sex in a  public park.  The policeman takes both Savanna and her therapist home to the therapists wife!  The four of them, including the policeman, end up having group sex.  Overall a very good movie.  Fans of Savanna Samson will consider this a must purchase, but even if you’re not a fan of hers, I highly recommend this movie.  I saw it on blu ray, and it looks beautiful.  Chuck Lords directed this film, but I’ve read that is really just a directing alias for Paul Thomas.  Savanna Samson is probably my favorite actress over the last ten years.