Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Dawna The Dead (2008)

I watched this interesting horror/porn hybrid film a few days ago, and thought it was a pretty successful attempt at a horror oriented porn movie. The movie begins with two young women heading to a graveyard at night. It seems Dawna likes to go and masturbate on the grave of her dead boyfriend. Her friend is just going along for moral support, I guess. Well when they get there they end up using a Ouija board, and find out the Devil is present. This is where things get weird. Dawna goes and masturbates on her boyfriends grave, and her sexual secretions drip on the grave and bring the dead back to life! The makers of this movie did a good job with costumes and makeup and it’s pretty creepy seeing the dead climb out of their graves. Now the dead rape the two women. Of course they don’t seem particularly distressed, well maybe at first, but pretty soon they seem to be somewhat into it. There is this guy who is supposed to meet the girls at the graveyard, well he ends up there, but instead of meeting the girls, he has sex with two undead girls. I won’t spoil all the surprises, but thing are pretty wild in this movie. Lots of gory sex, with penises bitten off, intestines eaten, zombies ejaculating blood, along with semen. If you like horror oriented porn, I highly recommend this one, otherwise this movie will probably be a turn off to most porn viewers who don’t like blood and guts along with their sex. The women are all nice looking, even the zombie ones, but you must remember this isn’t a conventional porn film, and I don’t think its target audience might be horror fans rather than porn fans.

Monday, December 6, 2010

A Sad Day For Classic Porn Fans

It is a very sad day today, as John Leslie, one of the true legends of porn has died.  John Leslie is my favorite male actor of all time following Jamie Gillis.  One of my favorite movies, The Ecstasy Girls, from 1979 stars both men.  I was shocked to hear that John Leslie had died, it was out of the blue, not something that was expected at all.  In addition to being the legendary performer in front of the camera, he is also considered one of the best directors of the past 25 years.  The list of films he starred in and directed is too large to post here, but he always delivered both sexually and acting wise when he was called upon and given a role in a film. 

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Angel Puss (1988)

Angel Puss, directed by Alex De Renzy, is a pretty decent film from the end of the golden age, or possibly after the golden age according to many porn fans.  Alex De Renzy was one of the pioneers of porn and this film isn’t his best, but it’s far from a bad film.  The story is pretty simple.  Joey Silvera is in the hospital for a case of poison oak on his hands.  Both hands are bandaged, but he’s dying to cum, but he’s unable to touch himself because of the bandages.  A candy striper, played by the lovely Renee Morgan, comes by and he asks her to give him a blowjob.  Being the dedicated health care professional she is, she can’t neglect this need of his.  While she’s giving him oral sex he fantasizes about four women and two guys having sex.  He is interrupted when in comes head nurse Shanna McCullough.  She tells the candy striper to look away while she herself tries to help Joey Silvera out.  She attempts to give him a hand job, and Joey drifts back off into dreamland, and he fantasizes about four women having a lesbian orgy.  This scene is pretty well done.  Alex De Renzy seemed to like to put an orgy into every movie he made, and he was good at filming them.  Before Joey can cum though he and Shanna McCullough are interrupted by the head doctor played by Tom Byron.  The doctors take the nurse away and leave Joey alone with the candy striper, she attempts again to give him a blowjob, but she realizes she has to make her rounds before she gets fired and she leaves Joey unsatisfied yet again.  Finally after all this an angel shows up played by Brandi Wine.  She helps Joey out and cures his poison oak, and the two of them have a nice sex scene together.  Finally Joey cums, and that’s all folks.  
Fans of late 80’s porn will enjoy this one, and although not Alex De Renzy’s best it’s still worth seeing.  He never made a bad film, just some that were better than others.  This one is solid, if not extraordinary. 

Friday, November 26, 2010

Love & Marriage (2010)

Love & Marriage stars Kayden Kross as a woman who has it all, she’s beautiful, she has a great husband who is perfect in every way, or so she thinks.  So why is she seeing a psychologist?  Well even though she seems to have the perfect life she finds herself very unhappy.  She tells her psychologist about how she just feels that her husband just doesn’t understand her.  Kayden wishes she and her husband had a relationship like her friend Lisa Ann and her husband.  Lisa Ann and her husband have Kayden and her husband over for dinner, and Lisa Ann and her beau go to the kitchen and end up having a spontaneous sex session.  This is the kind of thing you sense that Kayden wishes she had with her husband.  One day while seeing her psychologist Kayden kisses him out of the blue, this surprises him, and thing go no further.  Kayden decides to stop by her husbands work one day, only to secretly see him in a threesome with two women.  It seems he can’t help but cheat on her for some reason.  She informs him later that night that she wants a divorce, he is shocked, but then she tells him she knows what he’s doing with other women.  Kayden goes to her psychologist and confesses her love for him, at first he tries to gently reject her, but they both want each other and the movie ends with the two of them having a very nice sex scene.
This movie is in many ways a throwback to the films of the past, it has a honest to god story with acting!  The acting by the way is excellent all around.   The story is really well done as well.  The sex is much to my liking, it wasn’t too extreme, nothing gross in this movie, and everyone seemed to enjoy what they were doing.  I also was pleased that the women and men didn’t go overboard with their moaning and screaming.  Everyone remained very natural in their sexual scenes, and it didn’t come across as fake or playing it up for the camera.  Overall I highly recommend this movie for fans of features.  I picked this up on Blu Ray from Digital Playground, and the quality of the disc is excellent, another winner from Digital Playground.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Shiela's Payoff (1977)

Shiela’s Payoff is a film from 1977 starring Mimi Morgan as the main character.  The movie begins with her having sex with a guy.  After they are finished with sex, she tells him about her life and how she ended up here with him in bed.  It seems her first boyfriend, played by Paul Thomas, got into debt with loan sharks.  He owed them $52,000 and they decide to kill him, right in front of Mimi!  Mimi though they decide to fuck, rather than kill, and they make her work off the $52,000 debt by being a prostitute.  So far the movie is pretty good, even if it is very low budget.  Then we get to see her and the other prostitutes servicing their clients.  There is a very attractive black woman in one of these scenes.  The movie then goes back to Mimi in bed with the man she has been telling her story to.  I won’t spoil all the surprises for you, but you’ll probably be surprised by the outcome.  This movie had two anal sex scenes, one of which was with the beautiful star Mimi Morgan.  The people all seemed to be enjoying themselves, the only problem was with the camerawork.  They had too many close ups of genitals, which kind of became repetitious.  Overall though, I enjoyed this movie, and I think most fans of 70’s low budget porn will like it too.  Just don’t go into it expecting something of the quality of The Opening of Misty Beethoven.  But given the budget of Shiela’s Payoff they did a good job.  Mimi Morgan isn’t one of the most remembered actresses from the 70’s and 80’s, but she did deliver the good whenever she appeared onscreen, whether it be in this film, or her best film The Resurrection of Eve. 

Monday, November 15, 2010

Pussy Talk 2 (Le Sexe Qui Parle 2) (1977)

Pussy Talk 2 is the follow up to the very successful French porn Pussy Talk.  Apparently in France when a woman becomes a woman (aka. not a virgin) her pussy starts talking.  At first this is cause for concern and the govt. and scientist try and devise a solution, but pretty soon all the women in France want their pussy to talk too, and so it’s a losing battle and eventually everyone’s genitals in the country can talk, both men’s and women’s.  Things get to the point that no one speaks with their mouth anymore, in fact it’s been months since anyone has, but out of the blue a woman says something with her mouth, and this throws all the talking genitals into an uproar.
This movie has typically hot sex, as is the usual in French porn films from the 70’s.  The women are all very attractive, the guys too are nice looking.  This film is pretty silly, obviously, but it’s also a pretty fun film.  Fans of classic porn will find this film enjoyable.  It’s not the best French porn film ever made, but it’s still far from being a bad film.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Power (2008)

Power stars Savanna Samson as a powerful businesswoman.  She tells how she got to her position of power and some of the ways she’s abused her power.  She tells of a time when she was a drama teacher, and had two of her male students stay after class for some extra work.  For some reason she has a stripper pole in her classroom, but hey I’m not complaining.  The two men and Savanna have a nice threesome.  Next up Savanna introduces a scene with two women who have hired a guy who they themselves used to work for and he treated them like crap, so now the tables are turned and they treat him like crap.  Of course you don’t have to worry about him for too long, because their idea of treating him like crap is letting him have anal sex with them. So his “punishment” is not too severe.  This scene is smoking hot, and at the end of it the guy cums on one of the ladies butt, and the other one slurps all the cum off of her friends butt.  The next scene involves Savanna again and she tells how she got her bosses job, by digging up secrets on him.  She seduces him and finds out he wears women's underwear!  That’s not all though, he likes to tie Savanna to a cross and whip her, and then he puts her in a stockade.  But don’t worry it’s all in fun, and Savanna and the guy seem to really be having a good time.  This scene has Savanna having anal sex, in a smoking hot scene, that was my favorite of this movie.  The final scene involves Savanna going to see her therapist.  She seduces him and they get caught having sex in a  public park.  The policeman takes both Savanna and her therapist home to the therapists wife!  The four of them, including the policeman, end up having group sex.  Overall a very good movie.  Fans of Savanna Samson will consider this a must purchase, but even if you’re not a fan of hers, I highly recommend this movie.  I saw it on blu ray, and it looks beautiful.  Chuck Lords directed this film, but I’ve read that is really just a directing alias for Paul Thomas.  Savanna Samson is probably my favorite actress over the last ten years.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Victoria's Secret Desires (1983)

Victoria’s Secret Desires is a very average film, in fact it might be below average.  The film basically begins with Victoria Slick masturbating and she tells us about her fantasies, which we then see acted out on screen.  First up she has sex with a guy who appears in a detectives coat and nothing else.  Then she has a threesome with two other women, then she tells us about her friend Lili Marlene and how she likes anal sex, and we see Lili act this out with Jon Martin.  Then finally we have a threesome with Victoria, Mike Horner, and another woman.  This scene was decent, but nothing outstanding.  The films best scene was with Lili Marlene and Jon Martin.  In fact the reason I wanted to see this movie was because it had Lili Marlene and she is a personal favorite of mine.  Part of the problem with this movie was that the star of the movie, Victoria Slick, was by far the least attractive woman in the film, but the most serious problem is the low production values and lack of any real story.  You can safely skips this one, unless, like me, you are a sucker for Lili Marlene. 

Sunday, November 7, 2010

I Lovens Tegn (In The Sign of the Lion) (1976)

I Lovens Tegn is, I believe, a Danish made film.  It begins with two old women writing a novel called I Lovens Tegn.  We see glimpses of what they are writing and it appears these dirty old women are writing a porn novel!  They concoct some bizarre sexual situations, and finally they complete their book.  The book appears to be a big success.  The version of this film I saw was in Danish with no subtitles, so I’m kind of hazy on the exacts of the story.  I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this film has the most attractive female cast I have ever seen in a film with hardcore sex.  The women are all amazing looking and are basically perfect physically.  This film is somewhat unique for a porn film because there are no cumshots.  But don’t let that make you think the sex isn’t hot, because it is, the sex is also very classy, in fact the whole film has an air of classiness to it you won’t often find.  This film is on par with the best films you’d see coming out of mainstream studios such as MGM or Warner Brothers, the technical aspects are top notch, the acting is wonderful, the story appears to be very interesting, although like I say I couldn’t understand the dialog.  This movie was set in 1934 and the historical reproduction is perfect, you would swear this movie was shot in 1934 and not the 1970’s.  I’m not sure what the budget for this film was, but it appears to have been very generous as it appears they had plenty of time and money to make this film the right way.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Transsexual Dog Walker (2007)

My most recent porn film viewing is the movie Transsexual Dog Walker.  This movie has three sex scenes, all sort of with the theme of transsexuals who walk dogs for a job.  There is a funny part where this guy tells his son that his dog told him she wants a transsexual to walk her, so he hires one.  There isn’t much story, there is a bit of interviewing with the guys and the girls though, which gives you a bit of insight into their lives.  The first scene has a very attractive transsexual  named Brenda, who is from Mexico.  She and the man she’s with both have an orgasm.  This scene was well done.  The second scene stars Jesse, who is nice looking and has very large breasts.  She and the man paired up with her have a nice time it appears before both have an orgasm.  Jesse has gone on to become one of the more popular transsexual actresses in the last couple years.  The third scene stars Kylie Love, who is in my opinion the most attractive of the three women in this film.  Her penis doesn’t function though, but she still delivers a nice scene, and she does appear to have a small orgasm at the end of the scene, but she never got an erection.  She is really cute though, definitely my kind of woman.  Overall this movie was pretty fun, the only annoying part was the guy in the scene with Jesse, you will wish he would just shut his mouth, he just makes annoying noises and makes up words that aren’t even real.  Overall this is a nicely done transsexual film.  Oh and keep an eye out for Geri The Springer, the dog that the girls are supposed to be walking, but yet for some reason they never do.  I guess once the opportunity for sex came about they lost interest in dog walking, not that that’s a bad thing!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Farmer's Daughters (1975)

The Farmer’s Daughters from 1975 was directed by and stars porn madman Zebedy Colt.  Zebedy Colt made some very odd films, but they were also very good.  He even sings the theme song to this movie.  This film stars him as a farmer, and he’s married to Gloria Leonard.  He has three daughters played by Susan McBain, Marlene Willoughby, and Nancy Dare.  The three daughters like to spy on their parents having sex.  One day the three daughters after spying on their parents take a young man and pee on him and humiliate him.  Now the farmer and his family don’t really seem to do any farming, mainly they spend all their time having sex.  Along come these three escaped convicts.  You can probably guess what happens next.  That’s right the whole family gets raped by the convicts.  This film is pretty much rape for the rest of the runtime.  After this goes on for some time, the young man the three daughters peed on at the beginning comes along with a gun and at first it looks like he will save the girls, but instead he engages in some rape too.  I won’t spoil everything about this film, but you get the idea what kind of film this is.  Zebedy Colt knew how to make an interesting film, even if it was pretty low budget.  The problem many people have with a film like this is that virtually none of the sex is consensual, but it’s only a movie, and it’s interesting to see someone make a film like this, because in today’s porn environment a film like this would almost certainly never be made.  I should note though that the film isn’t as disturbing as it may sound.  Overall this film is not bad, and I must say all the women look nice, and Gloria Leonard was looking quite sexy in this movie.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Electric Blue 006 (1981?)

Electric Blue 006 is an odd film.  It runs under one hour in length and isn’t really a movie, but rather a collection of odd clips that are mostly, though not all, sexual in nature.  There are clips from the Miss Nude World pageant, there are clips of lesbians playing games, there are clips of Vanessa Del Rio introducing the film.  They spliced in clips from the porn movie Alice In Wonderland.  The movie is strictly softcore, but it’s still interesting.  I believe this film was made for the British market, and that could be why there is no hardcore.  This looks to have been released sometime during the very early 1980’s, but it is somewhat charming, and the fact that it is softcore gives it the feel of something you might see on cable movie channels late at night back in the 80’s, although this film is a bit more graphic than those films, but it has that kind of charm to it.  Overall an interesting movie, but not really anything amazing.  But still if you come across it, it’s worth seeing once.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Going Deep (2009)

Going Deep is a Vivid production by director B. Skow and starring Savanna Samson.  The movie consist of five unrelated sex scenes.  The first scene has Savanna, looking stunningly beautiful, with a guy who isn’t that good looking unfortunately.  Surely they could have got a better looking guy to pair up with one of the sexiest women in porn.  But the scene does have Savanna and that’s enough to make it good, and she even has a bit of anal sex.  This scene ends with Savanna taking a facial, which really gave this scene some extra heat.  The next scene has Tanya and Voodoo and it starts out with her teasing us and masturbating before Voodoo appears.  This scene is good, but not as good as the first scene.  The next scene is Gianna Lynn in a solo masturbation scene that is pretty sexy as well.  The fourth scene has a woman named Hilo with a guy.  Hilo is very attractive, and the scene was nicely done.  The final scene brings back Savanna and this time she is paired up with Voodoo.  This scene is well done, but I’m a bit biased as I am a big fan of Savanna Samson’s.  In my opinion the best scene in the film was the first one, it really starts the film out right.  I must also say I was happy they did not engage in much spitting at all, and there was no choking or gagging.  I’m not a fan of those kinds of things.  This film is heavy on female masturbation, which is a good thing, because that can be a very erotic act I think, and it is nice to see that the ladies don’t need a guy to satisfy them all the time. 
Just a word about the quality of the disc.  I bought this movie on blu ray, and the quality is excellent.  The audio is well done too.  I have noticed that the audio is the one area of porn that still suffers sometimes, but not on this movie, all the technical aspects are top notch. 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Hotel Paradise (1980)

I just recently watched a film called Hotel Paradise, which was filmed in what looks like South America.  It stars Ajita Wilson, who has become something of a cult figure in recent years, due to the mystery that surrounds her.  Most agree she was born a man and had a sex change operation sometime during the 1970’s.  Those who worked with her swear she was a transsexual, so the evidence is pretty conclusive that she was indeed.  In Hotel Paradise she plays a woman who is in a jungle prison and is forced to mine for emeralds by the greedy guards.  This film, although it does have some hardcore scenes, is not really typical of porn films, in fact it is much more a jungle adventure film than a porn film.  It seems that the country is run by greedy corrupt politicians, and that there are revolutionaries who want to change that.  Some new girls are being taken to the prison deep in the jungle and along the way the guards are ambushed and the revolutionaries take their place in order to infiltrate the prison.  The girls finally get to the prison and agree to help the revolutionaries fight back against the guards.  Ajita Wilson is a mystic who can predict the future, and she keeps telling the other women in the prison that the day of freedom is near at hand.  Along the way of course the girls have to take a shower, that’s pretty much standard for a women in prison film.  The movie ends with a  big shoot out, but I won’t spoil everything for you, because this is a pretty decent film that is worth watching, although it will probably not please those seeking strictly a porn film, but if you’re in the mood for a good women in prison film, with some hardcore thrown into the film in a few places you will probably enjoy this one.  This film is similar in many ways to the women in prison films that Jess Franco was making during the same time period of roughly 1980.  The director was given on the credits as Tony Moore, but clearly that’s a pseudonym, the real director according to internet sources is Edoardo Mulargia.  Fans of Ajita Wilson’s will want this film for sure.  Sadly Ajita Wilson died at the young age of either 36 or 37.  What she died of is somewhat debated, some say she died in a car crash, others such as Jess Franco, who directed her in some films, says he heard she really died of AIDS, either way she died way too young, but luckily for her fans she left behind quite a few films, of which most are sadly out of print at the current time, but maybe some enterprising company will try to rectify this and put out her hardcore sex films on DVD in the future.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Lulu's Talking Asshole (1985)

I usually don’t use crude language when reviewing a classic porn film, but in the case of the film Lulu’s Talking Asshole, I feel I have no choice. This movie came out in 1985 and stars Lina Romay. She has a peculiar problem, it seems her asshole talks with the voice of a little girls, and whenever it’s licked or fingered it giggles. In addition to that bit of strangeness her asshole can do other funny things such as smoke cigarettes. Sadly the film has only been released on DVD in Spain, and that’s the version I saw, which isn’t subtitled, so I can’t tell you exactly what her asshole was saying, but no doubt something very amusing. The film isn’t hard to follow at all, in fact it’s pretty much a wall to wall sex film. Fans of Lina Romay’s will find this film a must see. She is a little plumper than she was in her early films of the early 1970’s, but she is still very attractive. At one point in the film she sticks an academy awards Oscar up her asshole. Clearly Lina Romay and Jess Franco weren‘t trying to endear themselves to the Academy. Lina Romay I must say when giving oral sex to her male costars is very into it, she isn’t just giving oral sex, she is sucking really really hard, in a way I hadn’t really seen from another female performer. Lina Romay seemed to be very good at giving oral sex in her films. The other thing she was good at was getting naked and flopping around on a bed and masturbating, of which she does that in this film too. Jess Franco directed this film, and he and Lina Romay have become one of the most enduring movie actress/director teams of all time, working together for nearly 40 years up to the present day. This movie begs to be subtitled, but even without understanding the language I was in disbelief at some of the things going on, and found the film very funny, and it’s probably much funnier if you can understand what Lulu’s Talking Asshole is saying. A very good film, that fans of classic porn will find enjoyable.
Just a little about Jess Franco. I think he’s one of the most unique and talented directors in movie history. He started out working as an assistant with Orson Welles in the 1950’s, before becoming a director on his own in the early 1960’s. He was at one time in the 1960’s considered one of the most promising upcoming young directors in European cinema. All that changed though in the 1970’s with the legalization of porn in France where he was working and he dove straight into hardcore. Unfortunately this hurt his career for many years and he was forced to deal with lower budgets. It was not until 1988 that he was again given a big budget to make a non porn film. I think what Jess Franco did took real courage, to abandon a very promising mainstream career and go and do the kinds of film he really liked and believed in. Most directors would have sold out and took the big paycheck and not stuck by their artistic vision. Jess Franco would go on to make the first legal porn film in Spain after it was legalized in Spain, his homeland, in the 1980’s.